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Why
Cats Are Better
Than Women...
(author
unknown)
- You don't have to contend
with mothers in law.
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Cats
dont use your credit cards.
-
Cats
don't hog the bathroom for hours.
-
Cats
don't need a new dress every time they go out.
-
Cats
don't have PMS.
-
Cats
always look good first thing in the morning.
-
Cats
never question your decisions.
-
Cats
don't complain about how much you eat or the way you dress.
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A
cat won't scream if it sees a mouse in the house.
-
Cats
don't ask "Am I getting fat?" and expect you to lie.
-
Cats
don't call the lawyers if you sleep with another cat.
-
Cats
dont object to kisses just because you haven't shaved.
-
Cats
don't expect expensive presents on their birthday.
-
Cats
never make you sleep in the spare bedroom.
And
one more version
(plus some
more reasons)
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A cat never asks
how they look, and expect you to lie.
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A cat can't bore
you ears off.
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A happy cat,
stays happy.
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A cat doesn't
complain that you're "clingy".
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A cat has no
qualms about living with you.
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A cat is
comparatively low-maintenance.
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A cat is always
cute, no matter what the time of day.
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It's much easier
to make dinner for a cat.
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A cat doesn't
come home bitchy.
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... and the number
one reason a cat is better then a girlfriend:
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A cat's parents
don't care if it's sharing your bed.
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